“Mexican whore houses, Pesky Pole, Dr. Drew Pinksy”
Name three recent search terms used by readers of this site. Makes you proud to bring me up in your browser, doesn’t it? Those search terms are a short story about Dr. Drew’s sordid adventures south of the border just waiting to be written. I know what I will be doing on my flight back tomorrow.
Hey Google, when did I ever write about “Mexican whore houses”? Looking at some of the more explicit recent search terms I think someone is secretly Googlebombing me with smut. Whoever is doing this better cut it out. I run a clean family friendly website. I will not tolerate dirty whore house talk on this page, at least not until I finish my Dr. Drew graphic lit fan fiction.


