Sunday Scribblings23 Jun 2007 09:46 am

My big secret is actually my middle name. I was born without one. It is a rare condition known as parental indifference. But everything changed when I got married. My wife decided to ditch hers and and replace it with her maiden name. Not wanting to let a good middle name go to waste, I decided to take hers — Elizabeth.

Those who know my given birth name find the aural proximity to Robert and Elizabeth Browning highly amusing.

Damn, that new one post a day policy is off to a winning start.

9 Responses to “I have a dirty little secret”

  1. on 23 Jun 2007 at 6:16 pm Mortimer's Mom

    hey, Liz, next week at this time, I’ll be making fun of you IN PERSON!!!!!!

  2. on 23 Jun 2007 at 11:38 pm Gill

    LOL

  3. on 24 Jun 2007 at 2:04 am Rob Kistner

    …oh ma god… your post Herb — I could hardly ‘barrett’… ;)

  4. on 24 Jun 2007 at 7:30 am daily panic

    in my husbands family all the boys have William as their middle name, Elizabeth is going to be hard to pull off if you go that route.
    sweet of you to take her name

  5. on 24 Jun 2007 at 9:36 am Annie

    I like your idea of claiming Elizabeth for your own. My son and daughter in law didn’t give my granddaughter a middle name either. Maybe she will do the same as you. I can’t help but wonder if twenty years from now we’ll be asking Ralph Emmerson, “Where’s Waldo?”

  6. on 24 Jun 2007 at 12:17 pm Harry

    With the middle name Elizabeth, I think you should go by “Libby.” Then our official campaign sushi can be the “Libby-roll.” Ha!! GET IT — LIBBY-ROLL!

  7. on 24 Jun 2007 at 2:36 pm Lisa

    That is such a touching secret. Thanks for stopping by my blog!

  8. on 24 Jun 2007 at 2:40 pm Patois

    I love the comments as much as the post, Libby.

  9. on 26 Jun 2007 at 2:40 pm Frances

    Only you would do it.
    As always it’s been a pleasure.
    Frances

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