Stratageddon was infested polemic

Translation from butchered French to something vaguely resembling English courtesy of Babel Fish:
The important showdown of Stratageddon was infested polemic. Reds Sox of Boston 1975 of the dad of Mortimer played two parts against my Phillies of Philadelphia 1975. I gained the two parts, but it seems that I badly interpreted a couple of the charts causing several lineouts to be recorded as blows. An official protest was classified with the police chief of Strat-O-Matic. It was sent by the intermediary of the mail of boat, with a decision envisaged to be given from here four to six weeks. Up to that point, the mom of Mortimer and Mrs. Urbain agree to act like referee to ensure of the right results.
To relieve the tensions created by the unrestrained fraud, the two families spent the day today to outside celebrate the day of Canada and the day of the removal. The day of the removal is when the beams of apartment expire for half of Montreal, forcing hordes of the tenants to line as many oversize pieces of furniture in the minis-van stolen nearest and to move two blocks in bottom of the street. This exercise is repeated annually. If I can appear a manner of furtively leaving an orange couch soiled by back coffee through the border our basement could be finished in front of the program.
This evening is the evening of the poker. We can only hope that it does not carry out to the blows of fist so more allegations of fraud to be made. We could still once out wear our welcome.


waahhh? When exactely did we volunteer for these umpire positions? Maybe I had too much wine, but I do not remember that part…..
I just know I would totally love this “Strat” game - well apart from the fact that I don’t know anything about baseball but how difficult can it be? Same as Rounders right, only grown men play it instead of school girls. And the Strat thing. pretty much the same as “Happy Families”, no?