three word wednesday and Pleat Pride18 Dec 2007 08:23 pm

Pleat Week attracts a cult following

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The dream started with three pair of pants and a passion bulging with pride. Confronted with flat fronted bigotry, fashion outcasts united. The cumulation of one man’s pants woes gave rise to a revolution. Pants tents of a non perverse nature sprung forth across the pleated globe. Fringe celebrities in need of good PR soon joined the pants party. It’s raining pleats, Hallelujah! It’s raining pleats, Hallelujah!

Pleat Week festivities remain in full swing through Sunday, or until I tire of doing laundry on a school night. No retreat from the pleats, no flat fronted surrender!

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Walk with pride, Leo, Walk with pride! The pleat elite standing tall.

Pleats
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Tolerance
Clumsy bulges
Unfold fiery passions overlooked

To be continued … ?

16 Responses to “Pleat Week attracts a cult following”

  1. on 18 Dec 2007 at 9:06 pm   Mike-El

    Oh for pleat’s sake…How can you riff on Cruise and leave out, “Respect the pleat and tame the inseam”?

  2. on 18 Dec 2007 at 9:12 pm   Herb Urban

    Pleat me! I always forget he was in Magnolia. The Aimee Mann soundtrack lulls me into a trance any time I trying watching it. Nice catch, Mike.

  3. on 18 Dec 2007 at 9:41 pm   Lea

    What do I do Herb??? I can’t find my iron for pleat week????????

  4. on 18 Dec 2007 at 9:48 pm   Herb Urban

    Not to worry, Lea. I’ve tried ironing the creases out. It can’t be done.

  5. on 19 Dec 2007 at 5:02 am   paisley

    you’ve got to be “pleating” me!!!!! now don’t “pleat” with me on this,,, herb… is this for “pleating” real?????

  6. on 19 Dec 2007 at 1:15 pm   Herb Urban

    Ha! Keep your pleats on! We are just now approaching hump day, so there is still another leg of this race to go.

  7. on 19 Dec 2007 at 2:43 pm   Kimberley

    Are there girl pleats?

  8. on 19 Dec 2007 at 3:00 pm   TC

    Pleat tell me pleats aren’t coming back in?

  9. on 19 Dec 2007 at 5:06 pm   lucy

    I’m laughing my pleats off!

  10. on 19 Dec 2007 at 7:33 pm   Herb Urban

    You bet, Kimberley. I’ll make a place setting for you at the pleat table.

    lady pleats

  11. on 19 Dec 2007 at 7:35 pm   Herb Urban

    TC: They are if I have any say. I think Herbsylvania is a good indicator for national fashion trends.

    Lucy: I have another pair if you need.

  12. on 19 Dec 2007 at 10:38 pm   menopauseprincess

    Let’s do the Pleat Warp again! It’s just a jump to the left…

  13. on 19 Dec 2007 at 10:38 pm   menopauseprincess

    BTW, I see you still have your R rating displayed…

  14. on 19 Dec 2007 at 10:40 pm   Herb Urban

    I don’t know how they those ratings are determined, but I earned that R and I’m keeping it! I’ll post pants bulge pictures if I have to. That R rating is going nowhere.

  15. on 19 Dec 2007 at 10:48 pm   menopauseprincess

    Yeah, that’s what I said about my married name.

  16. on 19 Dec 2007 at 11:46 pm   Gay

    The more often I post, the more likely you’ll keep your rating, too, pleat it all to hell, too.

    –Gay

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