Don't Hassle The Hoff14 Feb 2008 10:26 am
A video Valentine’s Day gift for Mrs. Urban
Sounds like The Hoff has been hanging out at the YMCA. He is such a macho man in leather and chrome. Great, now I feel nauseous. How I am ever going to pull off this karaoke serenade tonight? Please make the music stop!
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!
For the record, my two favorite VD songs are Steve Earle “Valentine’s Day” and Tom Waits’ “Blue Valentines”. However, YouTube had neither, so you The Hoff. Dems the breaks.
“Hello, tenderness. Goodbye, loneliness.”
(she said, wretching femininely on Valentine’s Day)
I believe the Handsome David will be taking me to dinner–although he just called and said he’s having a hard time finding a restaurant that doesn’t laugh at him when he asks for a reservation.
If you’re getting away with pulling a Hoff, dude, you were wise to marry that woman.
Have a great day, on this, the highest of holy days.
O. M. G.
What a talent — the man makes himself heard loud and clear over the cacophony of a motorcycle, a full backup band, AND the gospel choir from Madonna’s “Like A Prayer”.
Whoa. Just whoa.
I don’t know, HU, most men don’t fair well when compared to the Hoff. You might want to keep this one away from the Mrs.
You’re such a softie.
A couple of days ago, my senses were assaulted by David Cassidy singing “I Think I Love You” on Oprah.
Today it was that video.
All I need to round out my horrific musical experiences for the week is a Bobby Sherman moment.
That will send me into therapy for sure.
Happy VD to you and Mrs. Urban!
So Inspiring and So Uplifting!
But wait, what is it with the little dachshund? Is that what he is crazy for? Did he french kiss it?
With lyrics like that, there should be a least a chick or two in the video. A “Baywatch Babe” perhaps?
I now realize that The Hoff is a very complex man indeed.
LOVE the Hasselhoff. This video is truly an inspiration. Look at that helmet hair!
Although I am confused by the roller coaster ride. Is it supposed to be a metaphor for how being in love is like being on a roller coaster? I am probably giving the video too much credit by trying to plumb the depths of the imagery….
Happy V Day!
Ok I have a confession to make. I’ve just watched this video 5 times in a row.
I LOVE IT!!!!
RollerKaty (who is exhausted after a 15 hour work day and is easily amused. Hasselhoff - take me away!)
I bet that got you some great sack action! Nothing says I treasure you more than words than a Hoff moment.
P-Dog PDX: I’d go Handsome David one step further. We didn’t plan to go out for VD dinner. When you have a precocious almost three year old, romantic dinners and baby sitters have to be lined up almost a year in advance. Last evening, around 5 pm, I suggested to Mrs. Urban we go to a local, usually not too crowded but decent nonetheless, Mexican restaurant. She looked at me like I was insane, but indulged my last minute insanity anyway. I think she did that to prove to me how wrong headed I was thinking we could get a table at a decent restaurant without reservations at 5 p.m. on Valentine’s Day.
Three overcrowded restaurant parking lots later, we ended up at a bar and grill inside the mall. Hey, at least it wasn’t Chilli’s. Hope you and your gent had better luck.
feefifoto: I’ve always had great respect for Hoff. It took courage to demand the Berlin Wall be taken down. Berliners listened and now Germany is united. That would not have been possible if not for Mitch Baywatch.
Deb: True. Who can compete with that mountain of manly chest hair? I tried gluing on a chest hair toupee, but it wouldn’t take. Next year, I go with Don Knotts. That would put me ina better light.
Stan: I have my moments.
JHS: Sorry, I should have posted a disclaimer. Hope you and yours had a lovely Valentine’s Day.
kmcgra: More complex than we will ever know. His floor eating performance art was way ahead of its time.
RollerKaty: Ha! It is so addictive! I probably played it a dozen times today. My daughter kept asking to see it again and again, while dancing to the music! It does sound like he stole the music from the Village People. My wife isn’t huge on The Hoff, but I attribute that to our trips to Hawaii. Too many old topless dudes jogging in slow motion reminded her of Baywatch. Hasselhoff is like the Aryan Shatner.
ShadowKnight: A gentleman never tells on his blog.
Nothin’ says Happy VD like a mullet blowing in the wind.