Poor Potsys Swindled out of Billions in Elaborate Fonzi Scheme
Do you believe all those meshugga Rube Goldberg marks. How did Bernie Madoff pull this off? Does this Irwin R. Shyster look anything like TV’s Barry Zuckerkorn. Who knew donning a kinky leather jacket was such a lucrative gig? Is The Fonz still someone’s barometer of cool? Do nostalgic boomers rent out Henry Winkler’s services on the Bris and Bat Mitzahs circuit to torment their disrespectful grandchildren when Bowzer of Sha Na Na is in the shop getting a grease and oil change? What child wouldn’t cherish a heartfelt $5 check on their birthday? Can you believe such ingrates?
Has Ernest Borgnine’s shocking emissions taught us nothing? Do all old Jewish men look alike to gullible investors? Why must such debunked stereotypes about our people persist, like all Jews can be trusted with sound financial advice or that we are genetically predisposed to always answer a question in the form of a question? What is that about? Oy?
Speaking of untreated cases of Pinky Tuscadero, I hear Scott Baio is single and slutty again. I just read about it on my blog. Rumor has it he stars in a new viral VH1 show where he attends Harvard Law to compete with Bret Michaels, David Duchovny and Mini-Me to pass the Epstein-Barr Exam. When it comes to celebrity ass conquests, as always, the smart money is on the detesticle Gary Shandling.
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