The Urban’s Eight Kakameyme Nights of Hanukkah
On the first night of Hanukkah Mother Urban gave to me The Miley Cyrus
“Best of Both Worlds” DVD
On the second night of Hanukkah Mother Urban gave to me two pair of
tight fitting corduroys and The Miley Cyrus “Best of Both Worlds” DVD
On the third night of Hanukkah Mother Urban gave to me three Sue Grafton murder mysteries, two pair of tight fitting corduroys and The Miley Cyrus “Best of Both Worlds” DVD
On the fourth night of Hanukkah Mother Urban gave to me four hours of guilt, three Sue Grafton murder mysteries, two pair of tight fitting corduroys and The Miley Cyrus “Best of Both Worlds” DVD
On the fifth night of Hanukkah Mother Urban gave to me five pound boxes of matzo, four hours of guilt, three Sue Grafton murder mysteries, two pair of tight fitting corduroys and The Miley Cyrus “Best of Both Worlds” DVD
On the 6th night of Hanukkah Mother Urban gave to me The Gilmore Girls Complete Sixth Season DVD, five pound boxes of matzo, four hours of guilt, three Sue Grafton murder mysteries, two pair of tight fitting corduroys and The Miley Cyrus “Best of Both Worlds” DVD
On the 7th night of Hanukkah Mother Urban gave to me seven aluminum foiled leftovers, The Gilmore Girls Complete Sixth Season DVD, five pound boxes of matzo, four hours of guilt, three Sue Grafton murder mysteries, two pair of tight fitting corduroys and The Miley Cyrus “Best of Both Worlds” DVD
On the 8th night of Hanukkah Mother Urban gave to me 8 boxes of Hanukkah candles, nine pairs of tube socks, ten pieces of Hanukkah guild, eleven reminders to wear my heavy coat and twelve freeze burnt bagels, seven aluminum foiled leftovers, The Gilmore Girls Complete Sixth Season DVD, five pound boxes of matzo, four hours of guilt, three Sue Grafton murder mysteries, two pair of tight fitting corduroys and The Miley Cyrus “Best of Both Worlds” DVD
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This song will be downloadable on itunes starting tomorrow, assuming I survive our belated Hanukkah/Birthday fancy feast of grease fire latkes, toxic lox and frozen bagels that I would not wish on my worst enemy. Say a prayer for Herb.
Happy Birthday/Hanukkah/Toxic Lox party!
(although, in my house, ALL Lox is toxic as I and S are allergic to it. Jay however, loves the stuff and I make him treat it like a bio hazard!)
I Love Miley
i luv miley she’ssooooooooooooooo coooooooooooooooooooooool !!!
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU Miley.
Boys, Ms. Montana doesn’t read this site. Sorry.