It has been a busy week at the Herb. Tales of exposed nips and nads notwithstanding, I am ready to delve deep in my bag and see what is on the mind of my loyal readers. As always, tally-ho with caution:
1. Interesting concept. I will give it a shot:
Casino mogul Steve Wynn experienced severe taint chafing yesterday when his online search for pantiless Britney pictures came up empty. Not content to flex his wrestling muscle to images of granny sneak peak nipple, eye witnesses say the millionaire stripped down to his crazy underpants and exposed his Biff Pocoroba to an unsuspecting Henry Lee Summer — a guest at his hotel.
Wynn, a serial bigamist, proclaimed his innocence, citing infrequent meth use and a global conspiracy in The War on Hanukkah for his bizarre antics. In an unrelated matter, Las Vegas police are still considering pressing charges against Wynn for the overtly graphic Britney Spear 2006 vagina images that adorn the walls of his newest resort: The Golden Camel Toe Palace.
2. The song is Tradition, from The Fiddle on The Roof soundtrack. It is a Jewish version of Rent, from what I’ve read. I have not seen either.
3. How do you people dig up all my past dirt? Yes, I was briefly e-wed to John Oates in the early 1990s. The information superhighway was still in its infancy, and we were a pair of cockeyed newbies, looking for a non gender specific good time. Our online marriage was eventually annulled by a Pennsylvania judge who had no idea what in the hell anyone was talking about. You may have expunged me from court records, but I will always be your cherry poppin mac daddy of online animal husbandry, “Maneater69@CompuServe.com”.
4. I know little about my Great Grandmother, as we stopped talking to her repeatedly over the years. She was a frugal woman, who skimped and saved despite modest riches. Routinely, I witnessed her abuse free fixin’ bar privileges — stockpiling diced onions and soggy pickles in her purse for future consumption. But what I remember most, in still hauntingly vivid detail, are her numerous ill-placed birthmarks, weathered by the advancement of years.
5. 
Killer jewfro, I agree. But Ben Stiller was excluded from in my Jewfro MoFo list due to the small technicality that he is not Jewish — at least not in accordance with orthodox Judaism. His mother, Ann Meara is Catholic. Moreover, check out the shicksa godess he married. What kind of Jew are you, Greg RN?
6. Henry Lee Summer is banned from youtube. I won’t get into the reasons why, but you can view the video to his #44 smash hit here.
7. I typically answer three question per week, so better luck next time.
Until we meet again, keep it your shorts Seymour!
